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Britney Spears - I Wanna Go - Yikes, I have liked this song since it came out but I can't believe I have never seen the video until now. My god, Britney Spears is so hot I love her! That skirt in the video is like the smallest thing ever and so hot, what a silly video though a haha, so redic. I seriously think that if Britney Spears met me, we would be friends and maybe lovers but for sure good friends. Just a weird hunch I have, just like I know if Kim Kardashian met me she would want want to date me. I'm actually 100% positive about Kimmy . Anyway... The best part of this music video is the scumbag guy driving the car who pours milk all over himself, wtf???. His name is  Guillermo Diaz   and he is the guy who plays Scarface in " Half Baked " That seen is definitely like the weirdest scene ever possible in music video history. How did Scarface end up in this video, it's all too bizarre. On another note, it's so weird to see Britney on X FACTOR USA becaus...

Dave Brubeck - Unsquare Dance Original - This is a classic song by the recently deceased Dave Brubeck (December 1920 - December 2012.) If you don't know who Dave Brubeck is then I suggest you get to know him . This is just one song that will help you on your way but Dave was a famous jazz musician who really changed the world of Jazz music! As far as music goes Dave is one of my favorites. Other popular song by Brubeck include "Take five" "Bossa Nova U.S.A" "Blue Rondo a la Turk"  and many others.

Who Got Sent Home On X FACTOR USA 12/06/12?  Ce Ce Frey and Diamond White The Remaining Acts for X FACTOR USA 2012.  1) Tate Stevens 2) Carly Rose 3) Emblem 3 4) Fifth Harmony X FACTOR USA 12/06/12 RECAP. Last night was a great night on X FACTOR USA !!!!! Finally that annoying girl CeCe Frey got sent home. YESSSS! I can't tell you how happy I am about that. CeCe was just not that good, she was not a star and like Simon Cowell put it "I can't see you being worth a 5 million dollar record contract" and I couldn't agree more. Her mouth really bugged me, it was like Kermit The Frog and the way she sang was terrible. Before her un plugged performance she was worried because she didn't have the loud music and performances behind her to "hide her vocals." Really??? WTF. After CeCe Frey got the boot there were five more acts left standing. Diamond White , Fifth Harmony , Emblem 3 , Carly Rose and  Tate Stevens . Emblem 3 was the fi...

Emblem 3 "Just the Way You Are" | X FACTOR | LIVE 12-5-12 - I know I know, but come on these guys are really good. The guy with the guitar is a complete cheese ball ( Drew Chadwick )  but the other two are cool ( Wesley Stromberg and Keaton Stromberg ). I don't know what it is but I would to see them succeed. They would be kinda a cool boy band, like as cool as a boy band gets. I believe they are from Huntington Beach, CA which is typically a pretty Bro'd out place and to think that they were able to make it through school being a boy band is hilarious. I wish you the best! Emblem 3 Nice performance last night and Demi Lovato can suck the bing chaluda. What do you think? Here are the lyrics:

Kobe Reaches 30,000-Point Milestone - Out of all sports that I watch, u mmmmm Baseball is really the only sport I enjoy watching, I think Basketball is DEF the most entertaining after Baseball. Football is ok and it's something I have been meaning to get more into, kinda have to be drunk to care about it, but like I said Basketball I can understand and appreciate just a little more, plus I can play it myself.  I don't know too many people who just gather a group of guys, slap on some Football pads and have it out and Flag Football sucks dog dick because you can't tackle, prolly the gayest ever. Anyhow....Kobe just hit his 30,000 point milestone, which I think is something worthy of seeing. The video above is the actually game when he hit his milestone. I know there are a ton of Kobe haters out there and the fact is you just have to accept that he is the best player. LeBron ??? hahaha really come on just face it no body has skill like Kobe. Suck it up and watch his highl...

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012 2013 HD ft Justin Bieber , Rihanna , Bruno Mars - Wow This had to go up just for you viewing pleasure. These girls are so freakin hot. If you missed it here is a great recap. Bruno mars sang "Locked out of heaven" which I have posted previously on this blog. You feel like your locked out of heaven when you see these angels walk to stage. Words can't describe. I'm in love with Alessandra Ambrosio ! I love you baby!

Opera duo Charlotte & Jonathan - Britain's Got Talent 2012 audition. This is like one of the best performances I have seen in a very long time. I know it's kinda old but wow!!! These two kids are some of the best singers I have ever heard but Jonathan seriously kills it. I never had much of an appreciation for Opera before but they have changed my world of perception. After watching this video I looked into Opera, I check out Andrea Bocelli , one of the most famous Opera singers alive and this guy trumps the shit out of him. Here is a video of Andrea so you can compare yourself.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl9WMIPzd6w   You can also buy there CD here! BIG FAN

TOILET PAPER GUN PRANK - Ok today I just felt like posting a some pranks, just in that mood. I saw this on the other day and I thought it was pretty funny. I am wondering if this is his girlfriend or if this is his roommate. I bet if I watch all the rest of his seemingly awful videos I could find out but I'm not gunna try that hard. What kinda man thinks pranking is like the coolest thing ever?!? I mean we had some good high school pranks for senior year but this guy just went crazy with it. Your GF will dump you if you act like a jackass all the time. Anyhow this prank was pretty good. The first round of toilet paper nails the chick but the second round up close is way better. I keep thinking of how irritating all that wind in your face would be. Hahaha. Also what a waste of TP. It may be good to take this out on Halloween though.

The Extremely Scary  Brazil elevator prank returns! This time we are working with dead body that falls out of a casket when the elevator shuts down. This one is definitely not as funny as the original, given the fact that the dead body moves and talks like a zombie after a few seconds. I would know immediately that it was a prank and just laugh. Not that scary this time Brazil ! But keep them coming!

RATATAT - NECKBRACE another totally abnormal and awesome video by these guys. I think as far as music videos go these guys are becoming my favorite. In music class in college a professor had big head in the music biz come speak to our class. I forget her name. She claimed that because of the dying music industry people have much less money to spend on videos but videos are still very important for the artist. Back in the 90's artist would spend millions on a video, no problem, because they were actually making enough record sales to support it (some anyhow). Now a days there is not enough money to spend that kind of doe on a video. The task at hand now is to create a 1 million dollar video with $25,000 or less. The directors who can do great videos for $10,000 are the ones who will succeed. That being said. Ratatat is doing a great job at creating entertaining and cheap videos. I can't imagine this video cost more than $3000. I bet it was much less and look how cool it is. I...

WOODKID • RUN BOY RUN First of all fuckin sweet song! Kinda reminds me of Tenacious D though but when you combine this song with the talents of Yoann Lemoine you get a fucking masterpiece. (oh fuck I just realized that WOODKID is Yoann) WOOKID IS YOANN, YOANN IS WOODKID!!! (little Ace Ventura reference there.) I don't think anyone can make cooler videos than this guy. Seems to be heavily inspired by the movie/book Where The Wild Things Are , which BTW that kid in that movie was such an annoying little punck ass bitch. Kinda a dissapointment if you ask me. Anyhow...bask in the glory of these beautiful shots that Yoann has blessed you with. Check out his website also to see more of his work. The guy is a genius! As far as WOODKID this is pretty much the first I've listened to them and I look forward to hearing more. Any WOODKID fans out there with some song suggestions? Here are the Lyrics:

RATATAT - DRUGS god dayummm this is such a weird as video and killer song. I have never seen another video like this. I can't tell if the peoples faces are moving and warping or what but it definitely give the sensations of extremely weird drugs. Can anyone tell me what drugs this video describes please, I need to know what to stay away from. I think the video is really trying to communicate the happiness, pleasure, confusion and hardships that drugs bring to your life. Sometimes you feel happy, sometimes extremely sad, sometimes your emotions tell you love someone and the next day you hate them. Whats weird about my assumption is how regular those feeling are in life without drugs. It makes you think, is it the drugs that make someone a certain way, or is that person a certain way and they just happen to use drugs. The video was Directed by Carl Burgess a U.K. based filmmaker. Burgess used a compilation of stock video from Getty Images in order to make the video. Burgess c...

Extremely Scary Ghost Elevator Prank in Brazil - This would really scare the shit out of me. I think I would punch the little girl because I was so scared, too bad she is actually real cause she might get killed. I wonder how many people actually tried to attack her in the elevator and if she suffered any injuries from this stunt. Have you all seen that video where that huge black guy get scared an punches the kid in the face. Check it out.   That's what I would do. Gotta be careful with pranks like these! I might also try and kick the panel open where she came out of. I guess it's just me and a select few other people that are curious more than scared, or because I am scared I need answers so I find them. Good luck with the gig little girl! Don't get punched by Tyron.

Rita Ora - R.I.P. ft. Tinie Tempah this is a pretty good jam, one worth listening to. I'm wondering who discovered Rita or  Rita Sahatçiu Oraher  her full name. Apparently Jay-Z has mentioned her several times and helped to bring awareness to her music. That's all I know. This song seems like it's going to be the real kick off to Rita's career seeing that she has teamed up with the Tinie one. I herd her play an acoustic version of this song on 102.7 Seacrest's show . It was much better than the original. Rita's voice is the main focus and is very beautiful.  Here are the lyrics:

T.I. - Whatever You Like [OFFICIAL VIDEO] this classic throwback reminds of the college days when we would think us white boys were rappers. Actually at one point in my life i was so "thuged out" it was disgusting. I was talking with a terrible accent, wearing baggy clothes, talking about guns and money and literally acting like a no good loser and I thought it was cool. I'm glad those days are over. Anyhow this is a classic and you should listen to it with your shorty on the way to a nice dinner to lighten the mood. Crouch real low in the driver seat and move your free hand like a rapper covered in ICE and you will be sure to get the giggles out of her. A nice little comedic session to warm her up before dinner. Cut out the ghetto shit immediately after though, cause a joke is a joke, too much of that shit is a turn off and totally whack, fool! Here are the lyrics:

Wow, I came across this video this morning on my Facebook feed and I had to post it here. This is HILARIOUS, I can't believe someone would even think of doing this, which brings to mind, is this fake? The best is how the guy is laughing so hard when he gets dumped out that he falls over. The ending shot is classic, running away like a mad man. Wow! Share this with your friends. Would you do this? I would!